KORANG TENSION? JOM RELEASE TENSION.

Friday, January 28, 2011

TEKA TEKI SANTAI MINDA 2



Salam sejahtera semua kawan-kawan.  Hari ini ada lagi teka teki nak dikongsi. Hehe...


1) Semakin banyak cahaya ke arahnya, semakin sukar untuk melihatnya?
Bayang-bayang.

2) Nyatakan gunung yang tertinggi di dunia sebelum Sir Edmund Hilary mendaki Gunung Everest?
Gunung Everest.

3) Bandar apa tiada rumah, sungai tiada air, dan hutan tiada pokok?
Peta.

4) Kalau semua orang jadi monyet, monyet jadi apa?
Monyet jadi ramai.

5) perbezaan antara gunung, tali, dan orang?
Gunung meletus, tali putus, orang mampus.



6) Dia berdiri, tetapi dia kata dia sedang duduk. Siapakah dia?
Dia penipu.

7) Ular apa yang boleh digunakan untuk memasak?
Ular senduk.

8) Binatang apa paling pemalas?
Singa, sebab dia malas cukur janggut.

9) Kuda apa, kita tak nampak dia, tetapi dia nampak kita.
Kuda menyorok.

10) Hari apa makan orang?
Harimau.



Try la jawab dulu.  Nak tengok jawapannya, highlight je ruang di bawah teka teki tu.  Enjoy.


-nasz-
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Thursday, January 27, 2011

TEKA TEKI SANTAI MINDA 1



Salam sejahtera semua.  Hari ini nak post teka teki plak.  Cuba jawab ye? 
Hehehe...


1) Jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk, jilat-jilat bila dah basah baru cucuk
Masukkan benang dalam jarum

2) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai
Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pergi sekolah

3) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais
MILO AIS

4) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki
Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh sebab tulah dia angkat
sebelah aje.


5) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium dengan lampu bilik
Lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam

6) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol
Semut yang matanya BENGKAK



7) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta?
Motorsikal......sebab dia pakai tongkat

8) Kangkang peluk, kangkang peluk, bila dah dekat klimaks pegang buah
Panjat pokok kelapa

9) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa?
Kambing binATANG

10) Bagaimana nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan?
Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR

Nak tahu jawapannya? Highlight je ruang kat bawah setiap teka teki tu.  Tapi try la jawab dulu.


Selamat Mencuba.


-nasz-
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Saturday, January 22, 2011

AKU BENCI PENGKID!!!!


Salam sejahtera semua.

Aku tahu isu ni isu lama.  Tapi aku sendiri dah pun terkena.  Awek yang aku kenal lebih 2 tahun senang-senang je Pengkid sial amik. 

Aku nak ingatkan kawan-kawan aku kat luar sana, JANGAN SESEKALI BENARKAN AWEK OR ADIK PEREMPUAN OR SESAPE SEDARA PEREMPUAN KORANG RAPAT DENGAN PENGKID SIAL, pasti akan berlaku perpecahan.

Dorang selalunya akan guna taktik "adik angkat" or "kawan" untuk rapat.  Kemudian, dorang akan hasut awek tu sampai dia minta break up dengan pakwe dia.  Pengkid ni akan layan awek ni sampai awek ni jatuh cinta dengan si Pengkid sial tu.

Ini bukan cerita bohong sebab aku cite melalui pengalaman aku sendiri.  Akibat tu, aku telah ambik keputusan drastik untuk membenci semua Pengkid.

Adios.

-nasz-
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BREAK UP LETTER?!!


Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?
Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?
Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much.
Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??
Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.
Boy: I'm leaving...
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.
Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here.
Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).]
Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you to go.
Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!
Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.
Boy: I need to give you something tonite, because I am leaving on flight 1-80 in the morning, so I need to see you now.
Girl: Okay, I will sneak out & meet you at the park.
Boy: Okay, I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.
..They meet at a nearby park, they both hug each other. And he gives her a note..
Boy: Here you go, this is for you. I gotta go.
Girl: *Tear* (Begins to cry.)
Boy: Baby, dont cry, you know I love you... But I have to go.
Girl: Okay (Begins to walk away.)

..They both go back home. And Erica begins to read the letter he gave her..
It says;
"Erica,
You probably already know that I'm leaving, I knew this would be better if I wrote a letter explaining the truth about how much I care about you. The truth is, is that I never loved you, I hated you so much, you are my bitch and dont you ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, and be around you. You really have no clue how much I hate you. Now that I'm leaving I thought you should know that I hate you, bitch. You never did the right thing, and you were never there. I didnt think I could hate someone as much as I hate you. And I never want to see you, for the rest of my life, I will never miss kissing you like before, I never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and that's a promise. You never had my love, and I want you to remember that. Bitch, you keep this letter because this may be the last thing you have from me. Fuck, I hate you so much. I will not talk to you soon bitch... Goodbye.
- Ricardo"
[ Erica begins to cry, she throws the paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

... A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely... Then she gets a phone call...
Friend: How are you feeling?
Girl: I just cant believe this happened.. I thought he loved me.
Friend: Oh, about that. Ricardo left me a message. A few days ago. He told me to tell you to look in your jacket pocket or something...
Girl: Umm.. okay.
She finds a piece of paper in the jacket,
It says:
"Baby I hope you find this before you read my letter. I knew your dad might read it, so I switched a few words...
Hate = Love
Never = Always
Bitch = Baby
Will not= will
.... I hope you didn't take that seriously because I love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats why I wanted you to run away with me... -Ricardo"
Girl: Oh my God! It's a letter.. Ricardo does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I can't believe how stupid I am!!Friend: lol Okay but I g2g... Call me later.Girl: *happy*okay, bye, I'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me!

... Erica turns the T.V. on......
[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for survivors... This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80... it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." the Reporter says.
[ She turns off the t.v. ... 3 days later, she kills herself, because of the fact that Ricardo was dead & she had nothing to live for... ]

.. A day after that the phone rings. Nobody answers. It was Ricardo, he called to leave a message..
"Its Ricardo, I guess you're not home so, I called to let you know that I'm alive, I missed my flight because I had to see you one last time. So, I hope your not worried. I am staying for good."

-nasz-

Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

GUY SHOULD DO THIS TO THEIR LOVE ONE!!

When she walks away from you mad 

[ Follow her ]


When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

Whe n she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]



-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Thursday, January 20, 2011

ROTI CANAI TERBANG DI TELOK EMAS, MELAKA



Salam sejahtera semua kawan-kawan.

Nak kongsi 1 lagi video yang saya dapat dari youtube tentang pembuat roti canai yang mampu menerbangkan roti canainya.  Ala...macam dalam cite lagi lagi senario dulu2 tapi ni real2 punya.

Layannnn...

Adios.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

JUSTIN BIEBER PALSU!!



Salam sejahtera semua.

Terjumpa video dalam youtube mengenai berita Justin Bieber sebenarnya bukan berusia 16 tahun tetapi berusia 51 tahun dan seorang pedofilia.

Dalam berita tersebut juga menunjukkan kulit muka Justin Bieber terbuka sedikit semasa menyanyi di sebuah concert. 

Dalam berita tersebut menunjukkan seorang lelaki tua sedang menyanyi dengan suara yang sama dengan Justin Bieber.

Benar atau tidak? Entahlah...Sendiri tentukan la.

Adios.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

JOM GEGAR BLOG


Salam sejahtera semua kawan-kawan.

Ben buat lagi.  Ben buat lagi.  Sebelum ni dengan contest 500 BLOG.  Kini dengan JOM GEGAR BLOG.

Mari ramai-ramai join.  Tak rugi.  Boleh kenal ramai kawan lagi.

Wassalam.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Sunday, January 16, 2011

POSSIBILITY -BoA duet with Daichi



Salam sejahtera semua.

Aku mengaku dah minat Kwon Boa sejak aku blaja kat UiTM lagi.  Lagu ni aku suka sebab rentaknya dan tariannya yang simple je. 

Harap kawan-kawan pun enjoy gak dengan video clip ni.

Adios.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

BERHATI-HATI SEMASA MEMANDU!!!



Salam sejahtera semua.

Hari ni nak kongsi dengan kawan-kawan apa yang mungkin terjadi jika kalau kita tidak fokus semasa memandu. 

Kalau rajin, komen la.

Adioz.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Thursday, January 13, 2011

RATING NUFFNANG DAPAT 5 BINTANG!!!


Salam sejahtera semua.

Tadi buka account Nuffnang sekejap, bila kat statistik rating, salah satu blog aku iaitu PELUANG KERJAYA (KERAJAAN DAN SWASTA) rating untuk Large Rec : LIMA BINTANG.  Alhamdulillah sebab blog ini aku buat sebenarnya niat nak tolong orang je.

Blog-blog aku yang lain iaitu MOHD NASER.com dan NASZ GOLD TRADING pun dapat 3 bintang pun dah kira baguslah.  Thanx nuffnang!!

Wassalam.

-nasz-
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FASHA SANDRA - LEPAS PARTI HALLOWEEN, BERBIKINI DI BALI PULA...


Salam sejahtera semua.

Pada pembukaan tahun 2011, kita disensasikan dengan kisah Fasha Sandra berbikini di Bali.  Tak kira la di surat khabar or di internet terutamanya laman sosial facebook, kisah ini menjadi sangat panas.  Pelbagai komen yang diluahkan.  Dan kebanyakkannya kurang menyenangkan.  Isu ni mesti akan memberikan tamparan yang sangat hebat kepada Fasha Sandra.


Sebelum ni pun Fasha Sandra meledakkan dunia hiburan dengan isu dia menyambut Parti Halloween.







Sepatutnya Fasha Sandra sedar dirinya merupakan artis.  Artis ni apa saja mereka buat, akan diperhatikan.  Sekarang ni isu dia berbikini di Bali.





Fasha Sandra telah membuat permohonan maaf di facebook.  Itu je yang mampu dia buat.  Nasi dah jadi bubur.  Harap Fasha Sandra dapat jadikan iktibar daripada kesilapan ini.

Wassalam.

-nasz-

Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna



Salam sejahtera semua.

Video clip lagu memang masa mula-mula keluar kat radio dulu, memang sesuai dengan perasaan aku masa tu.

Hope kawan-kawan enjoy. Saya letakkan lirik lagu ni sekali.  kalau mampu nyanyi, nyanyi la.  Kalau tak mampu, dengar je la. Hahaha...

Love The Way You Lie - Eminem ft. Rihanna

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife in my windpipe
I can't breathe but I still fight while I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right it's like I'm in flight

High off of love, drunk from my hate
It's like I'm huffin' paint and I love it, the more I suffer
I suffocate and right before I'm about to drown, she resuscitates me
She fuckin' hates me, and I love it

Wait, where you going? I'm leaving you, no, you ain't
Come back, we're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane, 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman with the wind at his back

She's Lois Lane but when it's bad, it's awful, I feel so ashamed
I snap, "Who's that dude?", I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her, I never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well, that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much, you could barely breathe when you with 'em?
You meet, and neither one of you even know it hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling, yeah, them chills, used to get 'em
Now you're gettin' fuckin' sick of lookin' at 'em

You swore you'd never hit 'em, never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each others face spewing venom in your words when you spit 'em
You push, pull each others hair, scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down, pin 'em, so lost in the moments when you're in 'em

It's the race that took over, it controls you both
So they say you'd best to go your separate ways, guess that they don't know ya
'Cause today, that was yesterday, yesterday is over, it's a different day
Sound like broken records playing over

But you promised her, next time you'd show restraint
You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it "window pane"

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me
But when it comes to love, you're just as blinded

Baby, please come back, it wasn't you, baby, it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though

Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall

Next time? There won't be no next time
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fuckin' leave again, I'ma tie her to the bed
And set this house on fire

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
Well that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry
Well that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

Eminem - Not Afraid



Salam sejahtera semua.

Nak kongsi video clip ni plak. Mean very much to me. 

Saya letakkan liriknya sekali.  Kalau mampu, nyanyi la. Hehe.

Not Afraid - Eminem

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Intro)

Yeah, It's been a ride...
I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

(Verse 1)

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this thing out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shit'n
Whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the universe

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Verse 2)
Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground

Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

(Bridge)

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, Imma face my demons
I'm manning up, Imma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now

(Verse 3)

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realise what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibility's as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle on it
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and

(Hook)

I'm not afraid to take a stand
Everybody come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel that you've been down the same road

-nasz-
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Saturday, January 1, 2011

AZAM 2011

Salam semua.

Azam aku tahun 2011:
  • Aku nak improvekan diri aku
  • Aku nak improvekan kewangan aku
  • Aku nak kumpul banyak emas dan perak (hehe...)
  • Aku nak clearkan hutang-hutang aku
  • Aku nak pergi melancong luar negara
  • Aku nak kurus (hehe...)
Dan lain-lain yang tidak dapat dinyatakan di sini.

Azam tahun baru korang plak?

Cite la...Nak tahu gak...

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka

SELAMAT TINGGAL 2010 DAN SELAMAT DATANG 2011!!

Salam semua.

2010 telah pun meninggalkan kita.  2010 telah menjadi sejarah kita.  2010 menjadikan kita lebih matang.  2010 memberikan kita kenangan dan pengalaman yang tidak ternilai.  2010 memberikan kawan-kawan yang baru.  2010 pasti diingatan selalu.

2011 menjadi realiti kita.  2011 masa kita menjadi lebih baik.  2011 masa untuk kita maju ke depan.  2011 dengan azam baru kita.

-nasz-
Sila Tekan Like Jika Suka